Mother's Day Gift

Jack's kindergarten class made books for mother's day. Each page had a different hand drawn & very detailed picture of me doing what ever the sentence read. It was a fill in the blank kid of thing, so he had to guess what he thought I weighed and what I did while he was at school etc. Here is what he wrote
My mom is... 10 feet tall and weighs... 20 pounds.
My mom likes... to give vinyl to people.
My mom is happy when... it is her birthday. (he later explained that it was b/c I get presents and spankings-his favorite part).
When I'm at school my mom... goes to stores.
My mom is very smart. she knows all about... babies.
My mom likes to eat... hot tomales
My mom get mad when... I kick her.
If mom could have one wish come true, it would be... resting all day. (w/ pictures of me laying on the couch).
My mom is special because... she loves me.

Jack is a funny kid, you should see the matching pictures. Thank you Jack